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Thoughts on Apple’s comment system

July 9th, 2010
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Comments from customers are extremely valuable. Take I Can Has Cheezburger Pro Clock which was approved by Apple on July 5th. The very first review was a five star review:

Awesome – The best app ever!

The next review was a four star review with the comment:

This app would be 5* if you could make a setting so you could turn off the clock so it doesn’t change every min. Anyway it’s a great app :)

Another review asked for the ability to save LOLs direct to their photo album.

Immediately I thought – yeah, those are great ideas. So I spent time updating the app with those features, as well as adding a bunch of other features and new feeds (see here for info). Yesterday the new version was approved by Apple and this morning I was very pleased to see the quick turnaround acknowledged in the reviews:

Good job on the update. I wish more developers were as expeditious.

So the comment system is valuable, but it can also be incredibly frustrating. I don’t think there isn’t a developer who would argue otherwise.

So what’s wrong?

  1. Comments for each country must be viewed individually. When there’s 50+ countries to check and you have several applications, that is an incredibly time consuming task, and you’re going to miss some feedback.
  2. There’s no way to get in touch with customers. The person who wrote the comment “Awesome – The best app ever!” later updated the comment to “Idea – Needs a recent category for newest lolz and a option to scroll back in case you missed a pic u wanted to see otherwise it’s great P.S. I found lolrus bucket :P ”. I’d love to be able to feed back to him/her that there’s no way for me to retrieve newest lolz from the Cheezburger API, but I can’t. I’d also love to be able to ask him/her to restore their “Awesome – The best app ever!” review, because I want potential customers to see how happy he/she is with the app!
  3. If you don’t agree with a comment, you can’t reply to it. Someone actually orderedI Can Has Cheezburger Pro Clock and then complained “Don’t see the need for the clock”. What? That’s a slap-your-forehead-in-disbelief moment. The app was designed as a clock and is sold as a clock. Yes, you might want extra features, but to complain that an app does exactly what it says on the tin is, well, like buying a can of Coke and complaining because it has Coke inside. It is possible to request deletion of individual comments, but I’ve never actually done that.
  4. Old comments stay there. Say a user complains about a bug in an application and the developer fixes it and releases a new version solving the problem, unless the user explicitly changes their comment, it will stay there. When I’m purchasing apps, I find that confusing – does the bug still exist or not? As a developer, when I write apps and someone says “It doesn’t have feature X” and I add feature X, I find it very frustrating when the comment “It doesn’t have feature X” just stays there. Beer in Japan, for example, has been updated several times but there are still comments going back to version 1, before I added extra bars and improved the application.

I’d love to see all comments for a single application available on a single page, and I’d love to be able to respond both to users directly and to the public at large about individual comments. Will we ever get to that state? I very much doubt it, but I have my fingers crossed.

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I Can Has Cheezburger Pro Clock

July 5th, 2010
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I Can Has Cheezburger Pro Clock

Now available as a universal binary running on iPad, iPhone, and iPod Touch: I Can Has Cheezburger Pro Clock

All the LOLz all the time from I Can Has Cheezburger! FAILs, dogs, cats, Engrish, news, and more!

  • Universal application – buy once and run on your iPad, iPhone, and iPod Touch!
  • Choose between Cats, Dogs, Animals, Object, FAILs, Engrish, Fame, and News lols!
  • Extra feed for iPad: Comix! (Sorry, iPhone screen is too small for comix to be readable)
  • A different lol from your chosen feed every minute
  • Touch the clock to skip to the next lol without waiting
  • Mail and twit the lols you like
  • View the original page on the I Can Has Cheezburger website
  • Adjust clock size and 12/24 hour mode
  • Feeds are updated weekly and monthly with new lols by I Can Has Cheezburger

This app uses the Cheezburger API. WIFI or 3G data connection required. We wont be responsible for you dropping your iPad or iPhone in fits of laughter – LOL :)

Get I Can Has Cheezburger Pro Clock now from AppStore!

Here we go again

June 29th, 2010
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In FailClock v1.1 for iPhone and iPad, I added Engrish feeds. I’d previously had problems with Apple rejecting an application I made called Engrish Crock so I was wary about including the Engrish feeds, but I consulted with Apple and they agreed to approve the applications. “Success!” I thought.

In FailClock v1.1.1 for iPad, I made some minor update to the display of status messages. Apple approved it.

A week ago I packaged up FailClock v1.2 for iPhone and iPad. The only change made was to fix the 12 hour clock display – previously at midnight and noon it displayed 0:00 am and 0:00 pm instead of 12:00 am and 12:00 pm. Doh! A simple change that would get approved no bother, I thought. But yesterday I received the infamous “We are currently reviewing an app that you submitted for inclusion on the App Store, and want to let you know that the review process will require additional time” mail.

I hope the reason I received this is the same reason I received it for Cat Fun – because I have separate iPhone and iPad apps. Since Apple doesn’t provide any way to unify apps, I have to keep them as separate. That means they’ll approve the apps eventually.

However I fear that the mail is more sinister. After Apple allowing Engrish in FailClock, I fear that they might have forgotten they allowed it and I have to go through the whole vicious approval argument cycle again. I really hope not. I thought I was past all that.

Three more apps for Android

May 18th, 2010
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I’ve ported several more of my iPhone apps over to Android. Here they are, with QR Codes – scan them with your Android phone for direct links into the Android market!

FailClock – Failblog.org Clock

FailClock QR Codefailclock for Android

Every minute of every hour of every day your life will be enriched by the failure of others!

Yes, FailClock brings you a hilarious random fail every minute from FailBlog.org

  • A random fail every minute
  • Mail the fail
  • View the original page on failblog.org
  • Skip to the next fail if you don’t want to wait a minute! LOL

To download FailClock for Android, scan the QR code above or search Android Market for FailClock. To download for iPhone or iPod Touch, click here. To download for iPad, click here.

lolcats! I Can Has Cheezburger

lolcats QR Codelolcats for Android

Every minute of every hour of every day your life will be enriched with lolcats and funny pictures!

  • Funny cats and funny pictures every minute
  • Mail the picture
  • View the original page on icanhascheezburger.com
  • Skip to the next lol!

It’s lols and lolz galore with lolcats!

Also available for iPhone as “Cat Fun”.

To download lolcats for Android, scan the QR code above or search Android Market for lolcats. To download for iPhone or iPod Touch, click here. To download for iPad, click here.

World Cup Factoids & History – FREE!

World Cup Factoids & History QR CodeWorld Cup Factoids and History

  • Which country is the only country to have qualified for every world cup tournament?
  • Where was the first ever international football match played?
  • When did your country first compete in the World Cup?

Find out the answers to these questions and more in the FREE World Cup 2010 Factoids & History app!

To download World Cup Factoids and History for Android, scan the QR code above or search Android Market for World Cup Factoids. The app is not yet available for iPhone – it’s waiting Apple’s approval.

Also available for Android: Beer in Japan

Beer in Japan QR code

To download Beer in Japan for Android, scan the QR code above or search Android Market for Beer in Japan. To download for iPhone, iPod Touch, or iPad, click here.